Duuuuuuulllll

[delete as appropriate]

LOML: at work since before anyone else was awake / spending her money she's made at sales / sloping off to church to have a good singalong
Child One: shouting his head off at playstation because the games aren't fair / zombie like state in front violent kids' tv programme / dead to world reading Christmas present novel
Child Two: talking to herself and Barbie or My Little Pony, or both / coming to interrupt me by asking for sweets / zombie like state in front of cute kids' tv programme
Me: hiding in the office blogging while looking after kids / cooking or housework while looking after kids / internet poker while looking after kids

The week between Christmas and New Year, at home with crisiswhatcrisis.